Chris Johnson, the rookie RB from the Tennessee Titans is talented (you can’t deny that) but he is also a unprofessional, showboating ass (you can’t deny that either). This guy takes showboating to a new level. People get upset about Terrell Owens or Ocho Cinco showboating, those guys don’t bother me- they wait until they cross the goal line to start celebrating. Go ahead, cross the goal line, moon the crowd, do a little backflip, get out the cell phone, get your buddies together, dance the worm- congratulations, I am entertained. Offensive players that celebrate before they cross the goal line are just asses. I can give a pass to defensive players that celebrate a rare trip into the endzone, but if you play on offense and you are a back- then getting to the endzone is your job.

Here is a case study in Chris Johnson’s showboating and unprofessionalism, I’ve only gone back a few weeks, I’m there is high school footage of him being an ass too.

• Week 13 at Detroit, Chris Johnson slows down before the goal line to place the ball just over the line. Assometer Advisory Level: Orange, High Ass Alert.

• Week 14, playing Cleveland, Chris Johnson holds the ball out to the defender while still at the 8 yard line. Assometer Advisory Level: Red, Severe Ass Alert.

• Week 16 playing the Steelers, Chris Johnson holds the ball out in front of Troy Polamalu at the 4 yard line. Assometer Advisory Level: Red, Severe Ass Alert.

For Chris Johnson and his showboating ways, I can only join in with the millions of NFL fans who are secretly waiting for karma work back around. I am looking forward to the day that Johnson’s antics cost his team dearly. I can’t wait for the day that he coughs up the ball while doing one of his showboating stunts. Hopefully that day will be soon.