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Entries Tagged as 'rants'

Frozen Pizza Mysteries

March 14th, 2009 · No Comments

I don’t think I’ll ever understand why frozen pizza says that if you want a crispy crust you cook for a shorter time on a lower temperature- and for a soft crust you cook for a longer time on a higher temperature. Seems backwards to me.

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Chris Johnson (Titans RB) is an ass

December 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Chris Johnson, the rookie RB from the Tennessee Titans is talented (you can’t deny that) but he is also a unprofessional, showboating ass (you can’t deny that either). This guy takes showboating to a new level. People get upset about Terrell Owens or Ocho Cinco showboating, those guys don’t bother me- they wait until they [...]

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My Blog Title is Lame

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments

My wife informed me that my current blog title, ripples are reflections, is lame. Dang. For the record, I took that roughly from the Radiohead song Reckoner, which is pretty amazing in my opinion. Too bad the awesomeness of the song didn’t rub off on my blog title…
Also, the title was supposed to be ṛippleṡ ạrė [...]

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IE7 Javascript debugging

November 6th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m an ex-Windows user who works primarily on a Mac these days. I recently needed to go back to my Windows PC and debug javascript from IE7, it is bizarre how hard it is to get to actual useful debugging information. You are supposed to dive down through Internet Options -> Advanced and then set Disable Script [...]

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McCain loves ACORN

October 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Even though McCain is bashing Obama for his connection with ACORN, that is when he was their lawyer in a Motor-Voter lawsuit back in the 1990s. Here is a video where he addresses ACORN at a rally in Florida on February 20, 2006 when he told them that they “are what makes america special” : http://news.vodpod.com/watch/5986 . [...]

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John McCain doesn’t care about washed up old terrorists…

October 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

… and that is why he’ll make sure that all of his campaign commercials mention the washed up old terrorist. Seriously John, have a chat with your campaign manager before you shoot down the ammo that your campaign has been feeding the right-wing echo chamber.

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Can I get bailout?

September 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Dear Federal Reserve Chairman:
I don’t know if there is a clear criteria for a federal bailout. Bear Sterns got one, Lehmans Brothers no dice, AIG, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac get them too. But, how about bailing out my Capitol One card. I pledge that if you bail out my credit card, it will not [...]

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Sarah Palin, Not Historic.

September 15th, 2008 · No Comments

As pretty much everyone knows by now, Sarah Palin is the Republican candidate for vice-president. The media is making a big deal about how this is a historic moment for America. I think a female vice-presidential candidate for a major party (Democratic or Republican) is definitely historic, that is, it was historic back in 1984. [...]

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George Bush gave me sunburn

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Let’s say you are traveling to the Caribbean, and let’s say your skin tone is in the fair to pasty white range. Although you may love snorkeling, or hanging out on the beach drinking rum punch or Red Stripe, the sun is not your friend. 
It’s a fact– you are going to get sunburnt, it is just a matter of [...]

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Fox News = Fox Poos

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Does anyone still believe that Fox News is actually a credible news organization? And if so, did you misread the last sentence wrong and think that I actually discrediting a veterinary journal that covers news about foxes and other small canids? Nope, that one probably actually has something useful to say. I mean the one that masquerades [...]

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